HAHA name FAIL!

I've always though the name Franklin sucked for obvious reasons. But this name took the cake...If you don't get it say the name s l o w l y...

Man Tries to Pay Bill with a Dpider Drawing

HAHA that's actually pretty clever... I wonder what else that can work for...

What the...?

Here's a legit picture from the white house...your wondering what they are signing right? hehe just read this YOU WILL BE SURPRISED! The only question now is...why?

Ghetto Granies and Gramps

here's a vid of a an choir signing some hip hop tunes.

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

The Nyquil Escapade

Read this blog post:link Awesome story...great person...growing up without losing childish curiosity. I only wish this happens on a regular basis to me...

How much is your dead body worth and more!

Through random web stumbling i have found good candidates for the most useful web quiz...[link]

Miles to the Gallon

While people are concerned over their miles to the gallon for their car...sometimes people
*cough* fat ones *cough* should be concerned over theirs... this site gives you the miles you can move for the amount of energy in every gallon {link}

Sketch

Sketch is a little program where you exchange simple, or elaborate...I've seen some pretty big ones, sketches with random people who have sent in one. no need for sign up or anything just jump in. (careful some idiots out there like to put stupid things up there)

Here's My Theory

Here's My Theory is a small little blog the updates every week or so. The author gives his own personal theories on life, people, and the way we act. here's one of the posts

What Death Feels Like

Sometimes my mind will drift into the idea of death. It’s a scary thought, because it’s hard to imagine not existing anymore. What would that feel like? The answer is: you will never know that you’re dead.

When you lay in bed at night, you close your eyes and try to fall asleep. You never actually feel yourself fall asleep though. In fact, you don’t even realize that you fell asleep until you wake up.

Therefore, when you die, you will never know that you’re dead because you’ll never wake up to realize it or have a moment to miss your life. There is no reason to fear death, because losing something is meaningless if you can never miss it.

Start Your Debut Album

here's a cool little thing you can try

Your Debut Album

1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Random quotations: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

If you want to do this again, you'll hit refresh to generate new quotes, because clicking the quotes link again will just give you the same quotes over and over again.

3 - Go to flickr's "explore the last seven days" http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

Put it all together, that's your debut album.

In the end it can actually end up nice.

I got a band called Soundcraft

Album called Centrality in the Cosmos

and my album artha ha I actually would buy that CD

Crazy Insane Chess Game

I may not be able play chess extremely well but I am a fan. Here is a chess game where the player, Henry Ernest Atkins, plays the danish gambit. Meaning that he sacrifices some pawns for a rapid attack. He plays with almost no regard for his pieces but he makes some critical checks and wins!

you can see the game here

Paintings By Adolf Hitler

Many people know that Hitler was an artist before he did the whole Nazi leader thing. Here are some of his paintings he made.

a signature proof it was Hitler's painting

Kind of ironic. The man who caused such great atrocities could paint such nice artwork.

Cannbis safer than Drinking

According to a report made by a British research cannabis is safer than alcohol.

"Although cannabis can have a negative impact on health, including mental health, in terms of relative harms it is considerably less harmful than alcohol or tobacco," says the report by the Foundation's Global Cannabis Commission.

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Creepy/awsome Forum Thread

I was wandering around the internet again and I found this thread on ask.metafilter.com It starts off as a mine for gold then a person named scarabic makes the best thread post I have seen for a while. Hilarious shit!

Man on Bicycle Escapes Cops!

Now this is a truly funny vid. I'm pretty sure the cops were pissed

Bicycle Escapes Police

Baisic Instructions

Basic Instructions is a web comic that I found. The art is pretty much all the same but the humor is twisted!

Old lady's Threat

Haha...the story speaks for it's self...old people can be hilarious!

List of Unusual Deaths

Wikipedia is a extremely large source of information, sometimes too much information. Here on Wikipedia they have a actual good sized list of unusual deaths. From misadventure to robots to sheer stupidity may death take us all! [link]

For more stupid deaths also see the Darwin Awards Awards for people who do humanity a service by taking them self out of the gene pool.

The 6 Degrees of seperation

Th theory of the 6 degrees of separation is an interesting one. It theories that you can be connected to almost anyone by only six acquaintances such as, my cousins substitute teacher is Bill Gates tennis partner (actually true, amazing isn't it?) Is this theory true or not? I myself would think it would work for almost anyone. It has been becoming a smaller world with faster ways to travel and communicate. With the magical powers of the blago-sphere I know people in Japan, Greece and many other countries. A real big factor in this theory would be how many people you are acquainted with. Most people 290 to a few thousand people give or take a few.

A hermit probably wont be able to brag that his cousin's , pet sitter's brother knows Bill gates but you with the prowess of the internet (of course you do or you couldn't read this) might be able to say something along those lines during our great information age.

The Art of Li Wei

Now this is some crazy stuff. The artist Li Wei started an art that is a mix of illusion and photography in which he would do dangerous and seemingly impossible thing with the help of mirrors scaffolding and acrobatics and strings.
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The Spread of Wallmart

I was doing more web wandering and found this neat little program that shows the spread of Wallmart across the United States.

Link

Montauk Monster

On July 29 a strange corpse of a wild monster floated on a beach in New York. This monster was put in the blog Gawker. The "monster" has gained media attention and has appeared on CNN and Fox News where animal expert Jeff Corwin of the shows Jeff Corwin Experience a the Corwin's Quest. A University professor examined the the two only pictures and determined the it wasn't a

• Raccoon. ("The legs appear to be too long in proportion to the body.")
• Sea turtle. ("Sea turtles do not have teeth.")
• Rodent. ("Rodents have two huge, curved incisor teeth in front of their mouths.")
• Dog or other canine such as a coyote. ("Prominent eye ridge and the feet" don't match.)
• Sheep. (Sheep don't have sharp teeth).

Link-Gawker
Link-wiki page

The future is now!

Have you ever read an ancient magazine or book with the crazy idea that we would have jet packs and live in space by 21 century? Some people might have been disappointed that actual hasn't happened yet but you can tell were fast approaching. An American company is planning to sell the first practical jet pack. They are planned to sell for $100,000 each. they are only allowed for recreational use the inventor hopes that they will be used for actual transportation in the near future.

Link

Crazy Man Shots a Lawn Mower

A Milwaukee man in a fit of rage shot his lawn mower with shotgun. He is being charged for a misdemeanor and disorderly conduct while armed.

[link]

Stanley Cup used in baptism

After the playoffs it's tradition for every player on the winning team to have a day with the Stanley Cup. Tomas Holmstom of the Red wings brought his over to Sweden to his family. He suggested to his cousin that he Baptize his baby in the Stanley Cup.

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Web Comics

On of my big time wasters online are webcomics(comics on the web) Here are some I regularly visit.

www.xkcd.com- a webcomic with basic stick figures but with funny original jokes and a lot of physics/math jokes. They have some pretty funny stuff.

www.Nataledee.com-a web comic with colourful, random, weird funny one panel comics.

www.Penny-Arcade.com -a really funny piece with two dysfunctional games and their hi jinks.

http://drmcninja.com- a completely random comic of a Ninja Doctor. This is one freaky comic but is utterly hilarious.

www.vgcats.com- comic with two game playing cats Aeris, the evil one and Leo, the stupid one

www.snafu-comics.com- a site which hosts a bunch of comics, the ones I would like to put a spot light is on Shugarbits and Grim Tales from Down Below By bleed man, The art and story is amazing

Those are some of my internet time wasters.

Yay my first blog

HeHe I finaly got a blog! I figured it was about time. I'm a total mouse potato(like a couch potato but for the computer) I plan to use this thing as a posting spot for my web trawling discoveries and also as a journal for my misadventures.